If I'm going to look at a naked hobbit halfling, then it better be fucking Elijah Wood, or. The text says it looks like a "naked halfling" in appearance. All the better to 'choke' you with, my dear. Yes, it's an ugly little man with apparently no bones in its limbs, and miniature teeth on its hands. I fucking HOPE.) That's pretty cheesy, you may say, but perhaps the creature itself is interesting or weird enough to make up for such a stupid name. (No, that isn't a euphemism for masturbation. Another one of the 100% irredeemably stupid D&D monsters, the "choker" is so named because.
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